Wacko

Esther and I were watching the news the other night and there was a brief item of the re-emergence from self-imposed exile in Dubai or some such emirate of Michael Jackson.
Esther looked at the video of him getting out of a limo in London and asked: "Papa, is that a lady?"
I said I thought that at this stage probably not.
"Well what's wrong with him then?"
Where do you start?